"SNL" Season 43, episode 1 will be airing on Saturday at 11:30 p.m. EDT on NBC.
Kumail Nanjiani will host the season's third show on October 14, marking his debut. The writing continues to have real teeth. "Oh really Donald? You bitch? You want to go smoke a Virginia Slim until your hand stops moving?" "This isn't that complicated, man", he said. It's hurricane relief. These people need help. "So I'm just actually looking forward to what's next after that, because usually when things are darkest, then light is on its way".
"This time, I'm going to give the world my soul", he says. There was no coming back from that, apparently. A parody jeans ad for Levi's Wokes tops our list of the best SNL segments this week.
During the premiereepisode, Ryan Gosling recreated his role and the sketch is called "Another Close Encounter". When Kenan Thompson points out that it was a joke, Gosling fights him on it. It's unclear why a 2009 movie was the premise of a sketch airing in the year 2017, but Gosling was especially good here.
Watch in the clip below and see Gosling's full opening monologue too.
He plays a fugitive, hiding out in a chicken coop, with a giant hen who he may or may not have fallen in love with.
But the most memeable sketch of the evening came by way of this sketch about alien abduction victims that somehow turned into Kate McKinnon planting her face in Ryan Gosling's hind parts.
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